Two

Bores can be divided into two classes, those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

We talk about quantum weirdness and things being in two places at once, but it all involves atoms and molecules, stuff we don't normally interact with.

The tracks on 'Sleep' were recorded live to 2-track. I did a fadeout or two of them, but that's really it.

There are at least two retrospectives of my work each year in some country.

'Wicked' gave us a story that 'The Wizard of Oz' did not. Two sides to every story.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

I couldn't tell if any frames were removed. Seen as a whole it shows that I have seen. Seeing you have 18 frames a second you can take out one or two and I couldn't tell.

I was born in Jerusalem in 1939 to a poor family that shared a rented four-room apartment with two additional families and their children.

Obviously, 'Lincoln' is not about the telegraph operator. There's a whole other movie before and after the two isolated scenes that I'm in.

I started tapping and I was okay. Then after about two years my feet knew what they were doing!

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Having two kids, I don't get out to see stand up much anymore.

Winston Cup and the Busch Series are two totally different leagues. You get put in different situations.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.

Both 'The Wire' and 'Queer as Folk' had a big scope. They were panoramas, telling ambitious stories about two cities, Baltimore and Manchester, for the first time.

After 40, your chances of getting pregnant are between two and eight percent, and in my particular case, they were less than five percent.

Earlier, I used to charge territories instead of my fees as an actor, but I realised it was better to keep the two apart. Now, I take my fees in cash, for acting, and keep the distribution thing separate.

There are two types of films - one made by the big-time producers, the other is low budget stuff made by some producers who make films for the heck of it, they complete their films for small amounts, sell it at low costs with almost no publicity.

It takes two hands to clap! I cannot be solely blamed for what happened in my relationships! If things soured, it happened because of both parties. Not just me!

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

I was in elective politics for 24 years. I've made four national races, two for President, two for Vice President. I have found there are other ways to serve, and I'm enjoying them.

I don't do the same food in Tokyo that I do in Vegas and vice versa. If I did that, two weeks later I would have no customers.

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

There are two kinds of terrorism. Rational terrorism such as Palestinian terrorism and apocalyptic terrorism like Sept. 11. You have to distinguish between the two.

Look, I was only given a year or two to come up with tunes for this record, and when all but eight of them were thrown out for riotous behaviour, I got a bit ticked off, wouldn't you?

There were periods when I sometimes made fires in a large, open fireplace that lasted about two weeks, which was how long it took to burn my compositions. So there has been an awful lot that I have destroyed.

Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

There are two ways to write error-free programs, only the third one works.

When I get off the plane in England I always feel about two inches shorter.

I have two or three shows that I follow, and even those are few and far, when I can see them on Netflix. I don't really watch anything on TV. It's not really a priority for me.

My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.

Mathematical reasoning may be regarded rather schematically as the exercise of a combination of two facilities, which we may call intuition and ingenuity.

In each colony in 1750 were to be found two sets of governing organizations, - the local and the general.

I haven't seen the film yet because I just got in from London. In the scenes where the two characters are bantering with each other, it is like bobbing at the net in tennis.

I had a very hard father. I had two sisters. He was soft on them and hard on me.

I graduated in 1930 and I went up to the Yale Drama School for two years.

With my runners now, they get two month-long breaks during the year.

It takes two to make a murder. There are born victims, born to have their throats cut, as the cut-throats are born to be hanged.

In order to build basic democracy here we'll need lives of two generations - at least forty years.

For more than two decades, Barry Diller has been among the most respected - and feared - figures in the entertainment industry.

What I like in comedies are really two things: stories that are character-driven and stories that are rooted in authenticity.

I like what I hear as a resulting combination of these two strands... something of a combination of familiarity and, for lack of a better word, strangeness.

When I decided to go to a country that subsidized music, I went to the Soviet Union for two years.

I sat down to try to write 'Edinburgh,' an autobiographical novel, and that took five years to write and two years to sell.

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

One might almost reckon mathematically that, having undergone the double composition of public opinion and of the author, their history reaches us at third hand and is thus separated by two stages from the original fact.

Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are black nor all things white.

Two important characteristics of maps should be noticed. A map is not the territory it represents, but, if correct, it has a similar structure to the territory, which accounts for its usefulness.

Of the sayings of Christ in the Synoptic Gospels that can be compared to those in the fourth Gospel, there are one or two which I venture to think can only have been recorded on the authority of St. John.

As always, the British especially shudder at the latest American vulgarity, and then they embrace it with enthusiasm two years later.

All I ever wanted to do was wear Jordans. I think there was only one or two pair I never had.

I like people trying to do two things at once.

It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters.

I'm pretty relaxed with my skincare. I really like two brands: Tata Harper and Ren, which is a natural skincare line. I use lotions, and I use Dove soap.

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady, in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

There are two kinds of stones, as everyone knows, one of which rolls.

I had two surgeries during the early part of 2012, and I was advised to restrict my work load.

There are two trilogies I admire: Robertson Davies's 'The Deptford Trilogy' and Philip Pullman's 'His Dark Materials.'

We have our insides and our outsides, and I find the struggles between the two, as well as the occasions of harmony between the two, fascinating.

When choosing between two similar applicants, hiring managers are increasingly turning to social media outlets to supplement information they are unable to glean from applications or interviews.

After two rounds of chemo, I've started to notice, slowly, but surely, my hair has started to appear more regularly in my shower drain, sink drain, pillowcase and comb.

I won two ITF tournaments in Japan in two weeks. I had to qualify for both of them, which meant that I won 16 matches in 15 days.

I've always wanted two kids. I've always wanted a girl and a boy.

Once our carrier fleet went all nuclear in 2005, we went from having two aircraft carrier homeports on the East Coast to one.

Beastie Boys and David Bowie are two of my favorite artists.

When your kids are their hungriest, put out raw vegetables and dip - simple. It takes two seconds.

I'm a huge Lauryn Hill and Erykah Badu fan, so working with those two in any capacity would be a dream.

Being number two sucks.

To sing opera, one needs two things: the voice and the passion - and above all, the passion.

Shakespeare's idea of the tragic fact is larger than this idea and goes beyond it, but it includes it, and it is worth while to observe the identity of the two in a certain point which is often ignored.

When you see two writers named on a movie, one of them did some drafts and got the boot.

Two studies from the year 2000, however, indicate that Catholics give lower ratings to their clergy's ministerial activities across the board than do Protestants.

I get up at 5.30am, sluice myself and have two Weetabix and some mint tea, before starting to write by 6am.

I'm a big fan of Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty, they're my two favorites.

Even better, there were established two separate committees deciding on state film funding.

Where I've arrived now is the product of mixing the very straight with the very exploratory, there's a fine line between the two, although it tends to be getting straighter and straighter because my songwriting is getting better.

When I'm DJing for two hours, I might play two or three Smiths songs.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

More recently, I used guitar synthesizer extensively on the two albums I did with Robert Fripp.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Richard Burton is my number one idol. One, because we come from very similar backgrounds and two, because of his fantastic talent.

Solidarity and competitiveness are the two sides of a European coin.

I have two new nephews and a new niece this year, so I have plenty of kids that I can spend time with.

Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

In non-fiction, I found John Gardner's two writing books to be tremendously helpful.

Most families rely on two incomes to make ends meet, and when a woman earns less, we put working families at a huge disadvantage.

I've got two sisters and they're both married and they're both much more settled into the way things are.

Now one of two things is true: Either a republic is a desirable form of government, or else it is not.

Reader was by far the most popular feed reader out there, and its user base had been in a steep decline for two years before Google decided to shut it down.

Watching 'Interstellar' is really like watching two movies slowly collide with each other.

I did a complete rewrite of 650 pages in two weeks.

I'll write maybe one long paragraph describing the events, then a page or two breaking the events into chapters, and then reams of pages delving into my characters. After that, I'm ready to begin.

It is possible to be different and still be all right. There can be two - or more - answers to the same question, and all can be right.

The orthodox believers in God are divided into two camps, one of which maintains that the existence of God is as demonstrable as any mathematical proposition, while the other asserts that his existence is not demonstrable to the intellect.

There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't.

There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.

As a child, I'd always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background.

Even the pandemic flu of 1918 only killed one to two percent of the people who were infected.

You might be asking too much if you're looking for one vaccine for every conceivable influenza. If you have one or two that cover the vast majority of isolates, I wouldn't be ashamed to call that a 'universal vaccine.'

Everybody knows when you've got a role in a Spike Lee movie, you're gonna blow up. But I happen to be the only person who's had the lead in the two Spike Lee movies nobody saw.

I read all of the nonfiction that I could find on Chechnya, and all the while, I was searching for a novel that was set there. I couldn't find a single novel written in English that was set in the period of the two most recent Chechen wars.

The idea that fiction can capture the stories that fall through the cracks of history informed 'A Constellation of Vital Phenomena,' which progresses across the two Chechen Wars of the 1990s and early 2000s.

We fully believed, so soon as we saw that woman's suffrage was right, every one would soon see the same thing, and that in a year or two, at farthest, it would be granted.

There are two types of stories: public and private.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

I assisted on a lot of films outside my dad's company. I only did two of his films.

Two actors can be friends very easily. I think two actresses can also be friends.

Yandex originated from a company called Arkadia, which created two search programs under the DOS operating system in 1990.

About one or two songs per record is me doing a little bloodletting.

Over the past two decades, we have clearly seen an erosion of ethical values.

Two conditions of self-sustaining growth are that a country has acquired a cadre of domestic entrepreneurs and administrators and, secondly, that it has attained to adequate savings and taxable capacity.

I know two kinds of audiences only - one coughing, and one not coughing.

I have two daughters.

Regardless, we are a two career household, and it's Dario's season, and I'm really excited about going racing.

Rather than realizing immediate physiological gain, the challenge is more about reducing the mental attrition from the two days to maximize each event.

My attention span is very limited, and I watch just one or two movies a year.

My self-publishing adventure led to my work being picked up by a traditional publisher and eventually hitting the bestseller lists. That led to two more bestselling novels.

In the numerous observations made in my laboratory upon this object, we have only once seen a combination of vessels in which there might be a direct communication between a small artery and a vein, though the two observers could not come to a final conclusion on the point.

The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter, but he was much the most active of the two.

Every place in the world where there are two peoples - two religions, two languages - there is friction and conflict.

I grew up two train stops from where A Tribe Called Quest grew up, and one stop from Nas.

If we don't take effective measures now, the Netherlands could be torn between two extreme rights.

I have two daughters and I have done everything in my power to prevent them from assimilating, even being aware of, my idiocy about my weight.

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.

I was already on pole, then by half a second and then one second and I just kept going. Suddenly I was nearly two seconds faster than anybody else, including my team mate with the same car.

I can speak English. I can speak Hindi. I can understand one or two other languages.

Two hundred years ago, our precursors in Haiti struck a blow for freedom, which was heard around the world, and across centuries.

Like, they know that I have a habit of rubbing my earlobes, I've been doing it since I was two.

We are using resources as if we had two planets, not one. There can be no 'plan B' because there is no 'planet B.'

We got orders to strike the Marshall and Gilbert Islands. We had a task force with the Enterprise. We had two or three cruisers and probably eight or 10 destroyers.

The market is so competitive. There are so many products that are similar. So we are forced to invest in innovative research in new products that are one or two years ahead of the market.

Leaders at the top of al Qaeda's hierarchy, the evidence shows, completed plans and obtained the materials required to manufacture two biological toxins - botulinum and salmonella - and the chemical poison cyanide.

Pakistan has accepted some security training from the CIA, but U.S. export restrictions and Pakistani suspicions have prevented the two countries from sharing the most sophisticated technology for safeguarding nuclear components.

The first and pivotal negotiations over global access to AIDS drugs began in Geneva in 1991. They lasted two years, but confidential minutes suggest they were doomed the first day.

80 percent of our global fish stocks are fully exploited, overly exploited or have collapsed. Two billion people rely on the oceans for their primary source of protein.

'Really,' thought I, 'we call Baltimore the 'Monumental City' for its two marble columns, and here is Edinburg with one at every street-corner!'

I don't see my dancing or acting as two separate things. I don't define them separately, so I can't say one has helped the other, It's all the same thing. More than anything I love being on stage and performing.

In 2009, it was forecast that the number of single-person households would increase by two million in 10 years, suggesting that social isolation will only get worse.

The show girls do, like, 12 shows a day. I only did one or two shows a day, and I was like, 'I need to go to sleep.'

'The Wire's definitely one of them. 'The Sopranos' is one of my all-time favorites. Those are two big ones for me.

If two people always agree, one of them is redundant.

In September 2008, the two largest housing mortgage companies called Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which were government-sponsored enterprises, which hold hundreds of billions of dollars of mortgages, because of the losses they took on the mortgages, they essentially became insolvent, and the government had to take them over.

It takes about two and a half percent growth just to keep unemployment stable.

Of the 60 movies I wrote, more than half were written in two weeks or less.

There is no similarity between golf and putting, they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak, and to speak well, are two things.

I ride a Harley and a chopper. Those are the two bikes I ride the most.

President Obama has only had two major policy victories during his tenure: the stimulus package and Obamacare. Both are massively unpopular. The stimulus package launched the Tea Party movement. Obamacare led to the Republican wipeout of 2010.

These two are not two Love has made them one Amo Ergo Sum! And by its mystery Each is no less but more.

Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man.

A penny saved is two pence clear.

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

I think that peace will require two states, a Palestinian state that recognizes the Jewish state.

The Obama presidency has two great missions: fixing the economy, and preventing Iran from gaining nuclear weapons.

He has a head, two arms, two legs, just as I.

I was a street performer for two years.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

In 2004, Warner-Lambert, a division of Pfizer Inc., pled guilty to two felonies and agreed to pay $430 million for fraudulently promoting the drug Neurontin.

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two.

My two great loves are music and horses.

I have got two reasons for success and I'm standing on both of them.

There are two reasons why I'm in show business, and I'm standing on both of them.

And then I went to the University of New Hampshire for two years, and then the war came along.

There were two hours that couldn't be accounted for.

I only intended to be married one time. But marriages are made, they don't just happen. It takes two.

Lepers were a common sight all over India and in every part of Calcutta, but extending help beyond dropping a coin or two into their rag-wrapped stumps was not. As a child I was convinced even touching a spot a leper had rubbed against would lead to infection.

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world's population.

After a plane or train crash, the National Transportation Safety Board dispatches its experts within two hours. The investigators in their familiar jackets take charge of the scene, secure evidence, follow leads.

In New York, FEMA granted the Mamaroneck Beach & Yacht Club's request to be remapped from the high-risk flood zone in August 2012 - just two months before the club was damaged and its outbuildings destroyed by Hurricane Sandy, which stacked up yachts at its docks like pick-up sticks.

The Federal Highway Administration has allowed states to take advantage of a loophole in federal regulations, delaying bridge inspections to every four years instead of the two years normally required.

My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!'

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

I was doing Babylon 5 season two and I was in all 22 episodes of that.

There are two things in New York, euphoria and disaster.

Hitting is business. With two strikes you really protect that plate.

The Olympic movement is divided into two very distinct eras.

I have found two Roman sites in the area that I live in.

From the beginning, we were prepared, we know how we would shoot and cut the two versions.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee.

In all probability, when the 1919 series is over, a diagnosis of it will show that the final result was brought about by some unusual situation or freak happening that was given no consideration when the relative strength of the two clubs was considered.

I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.

God has given us two hands - one to receive with and the other to give with. We are not cisterns made for hoarding, we are channels made for sharing.

God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.

I've had two fights within a month and I can't ask for more than that.

I mean, Beatles songs were two and a half minutes long, and they're fantastic.

I was a young-un when I got my first million. Then I realized if I got one, I could get two. If I could get two, I could get ten. If I could get ten, I could get a hundred.

The two things I use the most are the MacBook Air and my iPhone. Those are my two most-used gadgets that are dented, scratched and smashed.

There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous.

Nobody likes to make a hard decision, because you're running every two years.